Signs That You've Had Too Much of the 90s



*You try to enter your password on the microwave.
*You now think of three espresso’s as “getting wasted.”
*You no longer own a real deck of cards. Solitaire, spades, and hearts are all played on the computer.
*Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
*You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
*You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.
*The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
*You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back “What’s for dinner?”
*Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.