Mrs. Murdock: How many days until Christmas vacation?
Sandy: 86.
Mrs. Murdock: 86?
Sandy: I'm counting.
Mrs. Murdock: Ughhh.....

Patti: I just love the first day of school, don't you?
Rizzo: It's the biggest thrill of my life. *sarcasm*

Sonny: Want a piece of salami?
Kenickie: If I eat that I'll smell like you.

True love and he didn't lay a hand on you? Sounds like a creep to me. --Rizzo

You're cruisin' for a bruisin'. --Kenickie

Men are rats. Listen to me. They're fleas on rats. Worse than that. They're amoebas on fleas on rats. They're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy. --Frenchy

(to Marti) God, you're turning into a one-woman USO. --Rizzo

Kenickie, got any scotch tape? (referring to fixing up his car) --Sonny

Coach: The first thing we have to do is get you changed.
Danny: Well, that's why I'm here. To change.
Coach: I mean your clothes.
Danny: Oh.

Coach: Here's your wrestling partner.
Danny: Are you crazy?

(after punching a guy to get the basketball) What'd I do? --Danny

Cheer up. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card. We only care enough to send the very best. --Kenickie

Rizzo: You pig!
Kenickie: I love it when they talk dirty to me.

Frenchy: How do I look?
Doody: Like a beautiful blond...pineapple.

(Sonny spikes the punch.)
Teacher: What are you doing?
Sonny: Washing my hands.

Coach: Game Rule 1: All couples must be boy/girl.
Doody: Yeah, too bad, Eugene!

In a few minutes, the entire nation will be watching us...god help us. --Principal McGee

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