Straight from the horse's mouth...Disney 
Straight from the horse's mouth...Disney
Here are some of my favorite quotes that I've gathered from various Disney movies.
Ooh, look. The
little cream-filled kind. --Timon
The king...has returned. --Rafiki
Slimy yet satisfying. --Timon
Pumbaa: You gotta put your behind in the
past.
Timon: Sit down before you hurt yourself.
Hakuna Matata! It means no worries! --Pumbaa
The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest
and most beautiful of all. --the Emperor
Mulan: They're disgusting!
Mushu: No, they're men.
My little baby is all grown up and...and saving
China. Do you have a tissue? --Mushu
It's a little frightening when you start getting
turned on by an animated character. But the way they drew him, when he takes off his
shirt, it's very nice. --Ming Na Wen (voice of Mulan), referring to Li Shang
Ariel: There it is! Isn't it fantastic?
Flounder: Yeah...sure...It's...great. Now let's get out of here!
Ariel: You're not getting cold fins now, are you?
Flounder: No way!
Flounder: Yeah, I got this cough. [weakly
coughs]
Ariel: Fine, you can stay here and watch for sharks.
Flounder: Yeah, you go, and I'll stay and...WHAT?! SHARKS! Ariel! [swims into the
porthole and gets stuck] Ariel...I can't...uh...Ariel help!
Ariel: Oh, Flounder...
Flounder: [whispering] Ariel, do you really think there's sharks here?
Ariel: Flounder, don't be such a guppie!
Flounder: I'm no guppie.
But it wasn't her fault! Uh, first this shark
chased us. Y-yeah...yeah. And we tried to, but we couldn't! And he...grrrr...and
we...whoa! [sighs] Then we were safe. --Flounder
As long as you live under my ocean, you'll live by
my rules! --King Triton
Teenagers! They think they know everything. You
give them an inch, they swim all over you. --Sebastian
How do I get myself into these things? I should be
writing symphonies, not chasing after headstrong teenagers! --Sebastian
Scuttle: Hey, there, sweetie! Quite a show,
eh?
Ariel: Scuttle, be quiet! They'll hear you!
Scuttle: Oh, I got ya...I got ya. [whispering] We're being intrepidators.
[shouting] WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVER!
Ariel: I've never seen a human this close
before. He's so handsome. [talking about Prince Eric]
Scuttle: I don't know. He looks kind of hairy and slobbery to me. [referring to Max
the dog]
Ariel: Is he dead?
Scuttle: It's hard to tell. [runs to Eric's foot and puts it up to his ear] No, I
can't make out a heartbeat.
Eric: A girl rescued me...she was
singing...she had the most...beautiful voice.
Grimsby: Uh, Eric. I think you've swalled a bit too much seawater.
The child is in love with a human. And not just any
human...a prince! Her daddy'll love that. --Ursula
Ariel's sister: Oh, she's got it bad.
Triton: What does she have?
Ariel, stop talking crazy! Will you get your head
out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs! --Sebastian
Somebody's gotta nail that girl's fins to the
floor. --Sebastian
Come in, come in! We musn't lurk in doorways...it's
rude. --Ursula
So, you have a thing for this human...this prince.
Not that I blame you. He's quite a catch, isn't he! --Ursula
[fondly to Ariel] You are completely hopeless,
child. --Sebastian
Grimsby: Eric, girls don't just go around
rescuing people and then flittering off into oblivion.
Eric: I'm telling you, Grim, she was real! I'm gonna find that girl...and I'm gonna
marry her.
Scuttle: I was flying...of course I was
flying...I saw the witch watching the mirror...
Sebastian: Stop talking crazy, man!
Scuttle: Don't you hear what I'm trying to tell you! [grabs Sebastian and beats him
into the deck] The Prince...is marrying the Sea Witch...in disguise!
Sebastian: [rubbing his head] Are you sure about this?
Scuttle: Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!
Grim, I lost her once. I'm not going to lose her
again! --Eric
Beauty and the Beast
Belle: Gaston, may I have my book, please?
Gaston: How can you read this? There's no pictures!
Belle: Well, some people use their imaginations.
Belle, it's about time me got your head out of
those books and paid attention to more important things...like me. --Gaston
Gaston: It's not right for a woman to read.
Soon she starts getting ideas...and thinking...
Belle: Gaston, you are positively primevil.
Gaston: Why, thank you, Belle.
My daughter? Odd? Where would you get an idea like
that? --Maurice
I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding.
But first, I'd better go in there and propose to the girl! --Gaston
Lumiere: It's a girl!
Cogsworth: I know it's a girl!
Lumiere: Master, since the girl will be with
us for quite some time, you might want to offer her a more comfortable room.
Beast: *large roar*
Lumiere: Then again, maybe not.
Gaston: LeFou, I'm afraid I've been
thinking.
LeFou: A dangerous pasttime...
Gaston: I know.
Cheer up, child. It'll turn out all right in the
end. You'll see. --Mrs. Potts
Let's see what I've got in my drawers! --The
Wardrobe
You guys gotta try this thing! --Chip
Beast: Of course I have! I'm not a fool!
Lumiere: Good.
Chip: What's there, mama?
Mrs. Potts: I'll tell you when you're older.
Beast: You come out or I'll break down the
door!
Lumiere: Master, that may not be the best way to win the girl's affections.
Cogsworth: Please...attempt to be a gentleman.
Beast: But she is being...so...DIFFICULT!
He's no monster, Gaston. You are! --Belle
Beast: That hurts!
Belle: If you'd hold still it wouldn't hurt as much!
Beast: If you hadn't run away, this wouldn't have happened.
Belle: If you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away!
Beast: Well, you shouldn't have been in the West Wing!
Belle: And you should learn to control your temper!
Beast: I want to do something for her.
Cogsworth: Well, there's the usual: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend
to keep....
Mama, do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?
--Chip
Aladdin
Look at this...look at this! I'm so ticked off I'm
molting. --Iago
Jafar: Azeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredi...I think I'm gonna have a
heart attack and die from that surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem...a
big problem.... [Jafar clamps a hand over his beak.]
Guards: You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy?
Ladies: Getting into trouble a little early,
aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: You're only in trouble if you get caught. [Guard grabs him.] I'm in
trouble!
I only steal what I can't afford...that's
everything! --Aladdin
Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I have to
choke down another one of those moldy, disgusting crackers...Wham! Pop!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: Wham...wham!
Yes, O Mighty Evil One! --Iago
[after meeting the Genie] I must have hit my head
harder than I thought. --Aladdin
You're getting your wishes, so SIT DOWN! --Genie
Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. --Genie
She's got these eyes that just...and this
hair...and her smile! [sighs] --Aladdin
Jafar, what if you were the chump husband? --Iago
[to Iago] I love the way your foul little mind
works! --Jafar
Genie: First, that fez and vest combo is
much too Third Century. These patches...what are we trying to say? Work with me here!
*poof* Ooh, I like it! Muay macho. We need something. What does it say to me? It says we
need mode of transportation! [to Abu] Excuse me, Monkey Boy! [whistles]
Abu: Uh, oh!
Jafar: I'm afraid, Prince Aboo-boo...
Aladdin: Ababwa.
Jafar: Whatever!
Excellent judge. Sure! Not! --Iago
The eyes...the hair. Anything! Pick a feature!
--Genie
Ah, Al. I'm getting kind of fond of you. Not that I
want to pick out curtains or anything. --Genie
That's it! We're dead! Just dig a grave for both of
us...we're dead! --Iago
My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? Oh, my
boy! I could kiss you! Well, I'll leave that to my, uh.... --Sultan
Oh, man. He's cracked! JAFAR! GET A GRIP! [Jafar
grabs him.] Good grip! --Iago
I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone
else. I was beginning to feel left out! --Genie
[to the flamingo] You got a problem, Pinky? --Iago
Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer!
Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!
Do you mind if I kiss the monkey? *smootch* Ack!
Oh, hairball. --Genie
Lilo and Stitch
Nani: I shouldn't have yelled at you.
Lilo: We're sisters. It's our job.
Oh, great! He's loose! --Pleakley
Lilo: People treat me different.
Nani: They just don't know what to say.
Nani: What is that thing?!?
Lady at the Pound: A dog...I think!
Lilo: His name is Stitch.
Lady at the Pound: That's not a name...
Nani: Ahem!
Lady at the Pound: ...in Iceland, but here it's a good name!
This is your badness level. It's unusually
high for someone your size. We have to fix that. --Lilo
Lilo: David, I got a new dog!
David: Huh? You sure it's a dog?
Lilo: Uh-huh. He used to be a collie before he got run over.
No more caffeine for you. --Lilo
I think it may be a koala...an evil koala. --Nani
Nani: Did you catch fire again?
David: No, just the stage.
I gotta go. The kid at table 3 is throwing poi again. --Nani
You smell like a lawnmower! --Nani
Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I read her diary. --Lilo
Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah, the manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
Lilo: I knew it.
He's just cranky, because it's his bedtime. --Lilo
He's obviously mutated from something else! --Nani
Lilo: Be careful of the little angel!
Nani: I don't think he's a little angel. I don't even think he's a dog.
Look at the curious puppy! --Lilo
Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind...or forgotten. --Lilo
I hate it when you use Ohana on me. --Nani
You wreck everything you touch. Why don't you try to make something for a change? --Lilo
You're just jealous, 'cause I'm pretty! --Pleakley
Wanna listen to the King? You look like an Elvis fan. --Lilo
Cobra: What is that thing?
Lilo: That's my puppy!
Cobra: Capish?
Lilo: Uh...yes?
I know there's no better cure for a sour face than a couple
of boards and a few choice waves. --David
I remember everyone that leaves. --Lilo
I'm lost! --Stitch
I hate this planet. --Pleakley
Nani: Aw, David, I owe you one.
David: Just date me and we'll call it even.
Ooh, I love this song! --Jumba
Jumba: I make you better and not so fluffy.
Stitch: I like fluffy!
Blue punch buggy! --Stitch
Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw. --Lilo
Nani: Talk! I know you can!
Stitch: OK, OK.
Pleakley: Great! I was hoping to add theft and insanity to my list of things to do today.
Jumba: You too?
We are professionals! Get that out of your mouth! --Jumba
It's showtime! --Jumba
Gantu: Abomination.
Stitch: Stupid head! Yee-ha! Aloha!
Gantu: You're fired! You're foul! You're flawed!
Stitch: Also, cute and fluffy!
Lilo: You came back!
Stitch: Nobody gets left behind.
Good dog! --Lilo
Hey! Three days ago I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid $2.
See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing. --Lilo
Cobra: Aliens are all about rules.
Councilwoman: You look familiar...
Cobra: CIA, Roswell, 1973.
Councilwoman: Ah, yes, you had hair.
So, you're from outer space? I hear the surfing's choice. --David
This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good. --Stitch
Random
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a
hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. --Winnie the Pooh
I’m so rumbly in my tummy. Time for something
sweet. --Winnie the Pooh
The Claw is my master. --Martian, Toy Story
Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with
Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y....Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me, I...I think the word you're searching for is, "Space
Ranger."
Woody: The word I'm searching for.... I can't say because there's preschool toys
present. --Toy Story
Buzz: I just want you to know that even
though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not a idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh...that's good.
Buzz: But we're not ON my planet, ARE we? --Toy Story
Twitterpated? --Flower, Bambi
Most everyone’s mad here. You may have noticed
that I’m not all there myself. --Cheshire Cat, Alica in Wonderland
Did somebody say “cheese”? --Roquefort, Aristocats
The music's in you. Deep down in your soul.
--Whitney Houston, Cinderella
A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Sometimes in life its the only weapon we've got. --Roger, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. --Jessica, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Tiggerisms
Tiggers don't like honey!
T-I-double-Grr-Rrr! That spells Tigger!
Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!
I’m so happy I could bounce!
Tiggers don’t climb trees…they bounce ‘em!
TTFN…Ta-Ta-For-Now!
The most wunnerful thing about Tiggers is that I’m the only one!
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